急求有哲理的英語諺語30句,英語笑話3個

have my limit 我的忍耐度有限 don’t brush me off 不要敷衍我 let’s get it straight 我們打開天窗說亮話吧 we sang the same songs 我們誌同道合 speak of the devil 說曹操, 曹操就到 man proposes and god disposes 謀事在人成事在天 to look one way and row another聲東擊西 . to suffer for one’s wisdom. 聰明反被聰明誤 to kick against the pricks 螳臂擋車 . pearls of wisdom 至理名言 beyond one’s grasp. 鞭長莫及 strick the iron when it is hot 趁熱打鐵 prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. 富貴結朋友, 患難見真情 A bad thing never dies. 遺臭萬年 A bully is always a coward. 色厲內荏 A close mouth catches no flies. 病從口入 Actions speak louder than words. 事實勝於雄辯 A fox may grow gray, but never good. 江山易改，本性難移 A miss is as good as a mile. 失之毫厘，差之千裏 An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. 以眼還眼，以牙還牙 A word spoken is past recalling. 壹言既出，駟馬難追 A young idler, an old beggar. 少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲 Beauty lies in the love's eyes. 情人眼裏出西施 Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 為我所用 壹頭大象對壹只小老鼠說：“妳無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。” “請再說壹遍，讓我把它記下來。”老鼠說。“我要講給我認識的壹只跳蚤聽。 Seven Dogs (Two) Teacher: Now Thomas, what do five and one make? (No answer) Suppose I gave you five dogs and then anoher dog, how many dogs would you have. Thomas: Seven. Teacher: Seven? Why would you have seven? Thomas: Because I ve got a dog of my own at home. 譯文： 七只狗 老師：現在，湯瑪斯，五加壹等於多少？（沒有回答）假設我給妳五只狗，再給妳另壹只，妳就有幾只狗了？ 湯瑪斯：七只。 老師：七只？怎麽會有七只？ 湯瑪斯：因為我家裏自己也有壹只狗。 中文: 十分簡單 某日上課，老師宣布下節課小考。小明緊張地立即舉手問老師會不會考得很難，老師只說了壹句：“十分簡單。”樂得大家拍手叫好，可是考完之後，每個人都慘不忍睹，怎麽會簡單呢？ 於是小明又問老師，只聽老師說：“我可沒有說錯哦，‘十分’簡單，剩下‘九十分’很難！” 英文: Extremely simple Some date attends class, teacher under announcement festivalclass midterm exam. Young Ming anxiously immediately raises hand askedteacher can test very much difficultly, teacher only said: "Isextremely simple." Is happy everybody to clap the hands and shoutpraise, after but tests, each people all horrible to look at, how canbe simple? Thereupon young Ming also asks teacher, only listens to teacher tosay: "I may not speak incorrectly oh, ' ten points ' simple, is forleft over ' 90 minute ' to be very difficult!"