英語的幽默笑話故事

英語的幽默笑話故事

　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　他的耳朵在我衣兜裏

　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問，?發生了什麽事?

　?壹個男孩咬了我壹口，?伊凡說。

　?再見到他妳能認出來嗎?媽媽問。

　?他走到哪裏我都能認出他，?伊凡說。?他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。?

　A Good Boy

　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　好孩子

　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　?昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?

　?我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，?他回答說。 ?妳真是個好孩子，?媽媽驕傲地說。?再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?

　?她是個賣糖果的。?

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