這笑話怎麽翻譯成英文

A psychopath was singing on the bed, then he stirred on the bed and went on singing. A doctor asked him:Why do you stirred on the bed? It's not related to sing!The psychopath said:Fool,I'll certainly sing following B side when i've finished A side.

It was raining heavily outside.Psychopaths went out to drench with rain. They said:Great!Just like having a bath! Only one person didn't go out.The doctor asked him:Why not go out?The person answered:It's really stupid to go out that they don't wait until the rain become warm!