\"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don\'t think I deserve a zero.\"
\"Neither do I. But that\'s the lowest grade I\'m allowed to give.\"
最低分
學生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”
老師：“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了！”
Real Play
When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater\'s current production and write a critique. After viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: \"The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.\"
逼真的戲劇
我在北達科他州立大學教戲劇入門課時，要求學生們去看學校劇團當時的演出，並寫壹篇評論。看了壹場極為精彩的演出後，壹名學生寫道：“這部戲劇是如此逼真，以致於我認為我自己是坐在家裏的沙發上，從電視上看到的。”
the chemical formula for water
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
Blonde: \"HIJKLMNO\"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!
水的分子式
老師：水的分子式是什麽？
花瓶：HIJKLMNO！！
老師：妳在說什麽？
花瓶：昨天妳不是說H to O嗎？
a sheep and a dog
In the evening, a sheep on the hillside to play alone, suddenly from the trees of a wolf jumped out, wanted to eat the sheep, the sheep jumped up, struggled with angular resistance, and began to my friends for help.
Cattle in the bushes to this place look, discovery is a wolf, run away;
The horse looked down, discovery is the wolf, swiftly running;
The donkey stopped, discovery is the wolf, slipped down the hill; the pig through here, discovery is the wolf, rushing down a slope;
Bunny listens, is more like an arrow.
Under the mountain sheep dog heard shouts, rushed up to, from the grass on the wolf came, the neck, the wolf cry out with pain, while the dog was ventilation, and fled.
Later, back home, the friend to all,
The cow said: why didn't you tell me? My angle can pluck the wolf.
Ma said: why didn't you tell me? My hoof to kick a wolf's head.
The donkey said: why didn't you tell me? I'm a roar, scare the wolf.
The pig says: why didn't you tell me? I use my mouth a arch, let it fall down the hill.
The rabbit said: why didn't you tell me? I run fast, can be rumors.
In the noisy crowd, but no dogs.
壹只羊與壹只狗敵過狼
傍晚，壹只羊獨自在山坡上玩，突然從樹木中竄出壹只狼來，要吃羊，羊跳起來，拼命用角抵抗，並大聲想朋友們求救。
牛在樹叢中向這個地方望了壹眼，發現是壹只狼，跑走了；
馬低頭壹看，發現是狼，壹溜煙跑了；
驢停下腳步，發現是狼，悄悄溜下山坡；豬經過這裏，發現是狼，沖下山坡；
兔子壹聽，更是像箭壹般離去。
山下的狗聽見羊的呼喊聲，急忙奔上坡來，從草叢中閃出，咬住了狼的脖子，狼疼得直叫喚，趁狗換氣時，愴惶逃走了。
後來回到家，朋友都來了，
牛說：妳怎麽不告訴我？我的角可剜出狼的腸子。
馬說：妳怎麽不告訴我？我的蹄子能踢碎狼的腦袋。
驢說：妳怎麽不告訴我？我壹聲吼叫，嚇破狼的膽。
豬說：妳怎麽不告訴我？我用嘴壹拱，就讓它摔下山去。
兔子說：妳怎麽不告訴我？我跑得快，可以傳言呀。
在這鬧鬧嚷嚷的壹群中，唯獨沒有狗。