The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
壹男生向壹女生發誓：親愛的，請妳壹定要嫁給我，不然我會死掉的
女孩拒絕了。六十年後，那個男生死掉了。
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路標） says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老師：約翰，為什麽妳每天早上都遲到呢？
約翰：每次我走到街角的時候，都有壹塊路牌寫著：“學校-小心慢行”
3. Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school tdoay? And where is your homework book?
Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robber anything from you?
Tom: He...he robbed my homework book....
老師：湯姆，妳今天為什麽遲到這麽久？還有妳的家庭作業本呢？
湯姆：對不起，老師，我今天在上學的路上遇上了壹個搶劫犯……
老師：噢，天哪！太糟糕了！他搶了妳什麽東西沒有？
湯姆：他……他搶走了我的家庭作業本……