1.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!
2.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Animpasta!
3.Whydon'tscientiststrustatoms?Becausetheymakeupeverything!
4.Howdoesacircusrunoutofmoney?Thelionseattheaccountants!
5.Whywasthemathbooksad?Becauseithadtoomanyproblems!
6.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Agummybear!
7.Whydidthescarecrowwinanaward?Becausehewasoutstandinginhisfield!
8.Whatdoyoucallasleepingbull?Abulldozer!
9.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Becauseitwastwo-tired!
10.Whatdoyoucallablinddinosaur?Acavedweller!
11.Whydidthelemongotothedoctor?Becauseitwasn'tpeelingwell!
12.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Animpasta!
13.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!
14.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Agummybear!
15.Whydidthebicyclefallover?Becauseitwastwo-tired!
16.Whatdoyoucallablinddinosaur?Acavedweller!
17.Whydidthelemongotothedoctor?Becauseitwasn'tpeelingwell!
18.Whatdoyoucallafakenoodle?Animpasta!
19.Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!
20.Whatdoyoucallabearwithnoteeth?Agummybear!