翻譯壹片笑話（譯成英文)

That day, a small town to a strange cowboy. Cowboy riding a horse, appear to have very tired. In a bar, he stopped. He street in a bar in front of a post, walked into the bar. Cowboys do not know, this town stole stranger things thieves. Drinking wine, cowboy out of a bar, he found his horse had been missing. He quietly returned to bars, in front of everybody's face out a pistol from the arms. All of a sudden uproar static bars down. Eyes wide open looking at everyone cowboy. Just like the movie cowboy star, like those cool pistol thrown in the air, then catch neatly hand,

And then smiled coldly, "bang" and fired a shot toward the ceiling. "Which of you bastards stole my horse?" Cowboy roared loudly.

No one answered.

"Well, I drink a glass of beer. Finish this cup of wine, if I am not the re-emergence of the horse in a bar, I have people on our way to Texas to address this issue. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope that you will not forced me, because that would be very embarrassing. "

Few people outside the bar with horror. Cowboy drinking wine,door to the bar. Bartender and a few bold people who followed him out. Oh, thank God, Ma was fastened on the poles. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Cowboy mounted saddle, ready to leave the town.

Bar bartender standing in front of the cowboy asked loudly: "Boy, you go in before you can tell me how Texas is right to tackle such a problem?"

Cowboy bartender looked back and said: "walk home."