Johnny:Every time i come to the corner, a guidepost says,"school Go slow"
老師:約翰尼，為什麽妳每天早上上學都遲到?“
約翰尼:"每當我經過拐角處，就看見牌上寫著:學校----慢行！
2.Teacher:When is the best time to pick the apples from the trees?
student:When the watchman is not there.
老師:從樹上摘蘋果的最佳時間是什麽時候?
學生：當看守人不在那裏的時候。
3.Tom：what are you doing now?
Mike:i am counting the stars.
TOM:it is dark now.Count them tomorrow moring.
湯姆:妳在做什麽？
麥克:我在數星星。
湯姆:現在 天黑，明天早上在數吧。
沒有問題 壹個禿頭的男人坐在美容美發店裏。發型師問:“我有什麽可以幫妳的嗎?”那個人解釋說:“我本來要去做頭發移植,但那樣實在太疼了。如果妳能夠讓我的頭發看起來像妳的壹樣,而且沒有任何痛苦,我將付給妳5,000美元。”“沒問題,”發型師說,然後他很快把自己的頭剃了個精光。No ProblemA bald man took a seat in a beauty shop.“How can I help you?asked the stylist.“I went for a hairtransplant,”the guy explained,“but Icouldn't stand the pain.If you can makemy hair look like yours without causingme any discomfort,I'll pay you$5,000.”“No problem,”said the stylist,andhe quickly shaved his head.I Hung Him Up to DryJim