There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; andthe third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How e this guy is$5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because Ihave trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about thisguy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apartfrom talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the thirdone? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “Idon’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, norsing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”
老板最大 有個人到壹間商店買鸚鵡。店裏有三只鸚鵡，其中壹只賣五千元，另壹只賣壹萬元，還有壹只賣三萬元。顧客問老板：「為什麽這只要賣五千元？這個價錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因為我有訓練他講話。」顧客又問：「那這只呢？他會做什麽？為什麽要賣這麽貴？」老板說：「他除了會說話之外，還會表演壹些有趣的動作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這麽貴。」顧客接著又問：「那第三只呢？他會做什麽？為什麽要賣這麽貴？」老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什麽都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」
Where is the egg?
Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.
Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?
Student:In the cake,Sir.
雞蛋在哪裏？
老師：妳能用“雞蛋”壹詞造句嗎？
學生：可以。我昨天吃了壹塊蛋糕。
老師：“雞蛋”在哪？
學生：在蛋糕裏，先生