能笑死人的100條英文笑話如下：
1、Does He Bite.
Reggie:We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play withhim?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
裏基：我們又得到了壹條新狗，妳願意過來和他玩壹會嗎？
羅恩：嗯，我不知道壹它咬人嗎？
裏基：這正是我想要查明的。
2、Two Pieces of Cake.
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當然可以拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
3、 Not too Bad.
Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"
"No, but I am encouraged," he replied."Somebody stole one."
“妳的畫在美術展上有賣出去嗎？”
“沒有，但我還是受到了鼓勵，”他回答說，“有人偷走了壹幅。”