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1、There are two students pick on books asleep, the teacher saw, shake the he doesn't like to students, severe criticism way: "you see you, took the book fell asleep, you see somebody else's zhang Ming, fell asleep with a book!" 2、 A our class a girl sit in back in listening to "walkman", the ear plugging voice so big. Her to sit at the same table say: "teacher come here and give me a sound." Almost all the students all heard, even in writing on the blackboard teacher is no exception. The teacher return overdo see that classmate, said: "I don't past!" 3、When two of the Mid-Autumn festival, my pager class suddenly when called to get up, the result was the teacher confiscated. In the afternoon, the teacher told me to go to the office I had a good meal of malicious, also let I wrote a 2000-word examination. Very not easy training over, the teacher with his fingers once desk, say: "take back." At that time I was dizzy dizzy place have, looked up the table a box of exquisite packaging cakes (actually the school to the teacher's welfare), and his heart was grateful, completely forgot my BP machine, pushed up the cake was run... The teacher walked slowly come out, whose "ah" 1...... 4、The senior high school, a school leadership place has a strong accent. A day of noon, he's at school broadcasting it says: "cock, please all appealed to the office and chicken waste." open All are wondering, how school three days two hair welfare? Afterwards just know, original words should be: notice notice, please all teaching and administrative staff to the branch office conference.