Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
兩個盜賊在壹家旅館偷東西。第壹個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧！”第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊！”第壹個尖叫著回敬他：“都什麽時候了，還這麽迷信！”
2、At Auction Fair 拍賣會上
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her."
On hearing the news, another chap（小夥子，家夥） shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍賣會上，有人的包丟了，裏面裝有重要文件。物主說：“有誰揀到送還，我將拿出200美元以表酬謝。”
話剛出口，就聽有人喊：“我出300美元。”
3、
An Ugly Woman 醜女
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
麥克：壹次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。
瑪麗：為什麽會那樣呢？
麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。
4、 Time is money 時間就是金錢
As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter（儀表） are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
當出租車在遇到紅燈急剎車時，我問司機：“妳同意‘時間就是金錢’這種說法嗎？”
“哦，這是壹個普遍說法。在這個問題上，誰會在意那麽多呢？”司機回答說。
“看，在車已經停止的情況下，裏程表上的數字還在跑。”我指著裏程表說。
“哦，是的。妳說的挺有道理的。在這種情況下，時間對我們倆來說都是金錢。”司機補充說。