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誰愚蠢 Who is Stupid? Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" 中文： 壹個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來？”她壹開始就說。 小約翰尼站了起來。 “妳認為妳很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問。 “不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看妳壹個人站著。” Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顧客：來個熱狗。 侍者：很高興。 顧客：不要，加上芥末。 (註：英語中with pleasure是“很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。怪不得他說不要pleasure,要芥末呢。) 二、 Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? Student: At once! 老師：全班同學聽著，不管我問什麽，妳們都要馬上回答。6+4等於幾？ 學生：馬上