英語笑話:Good Sight 好視力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?Witness: Well

when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun

and they tell me it's about niy-three million miles away.律師：妳說妳離事故現場約有35英尺，妳能看清多遠的東西？證人：這麽說吧，早上起牀後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英裏遠。