少兒英語經典幽默故事

少兒英語小故事--猴子撈月(中英文對照) One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 壹天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。 He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井裏壹瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井裏頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, 壹只大猴子跑來壹看，說， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” “糟啦！月亮掉在井裏頭啦！” And olderly monkey es over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out: 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井裏頭了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 壹群猴子跑到井邊來， They look at the moon in the well and shout: 他們看到井裏的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!” “月亮掉在井裏頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然後，老猴子倒掛在大樹上， And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的腳， All the other monkeys follow his suit, 其他的猴子壹個個跟著， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它們壹只連著壹只直到井裏。 Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, 正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子擡頭發現月亮掛在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!” 它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！”　!.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 壹天，有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麽樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著壹頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到...!.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 壹天，有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麽樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著壹頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看妳的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麽意義?" 2.Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight. Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting? Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith. 媽媽:弗雷迪,妳的臉為什麽那麽紅? 弗雷迪:我剛才在大街上跑,為的是阻止壹次打架? 媽媽:妳做的對,誰和誰在打架. 弗雷迪:我和傑克·史密斯.　TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什麽每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，壹個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," s...TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I e to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 湯姆的借口 老師：湯姆，您為什麽每天上學遲到？ 湯姆：我每次路過拐角，壹個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。" DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim. 妳爸爸幫妳了嗎？ 壹天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興 ，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，妳這次的作業全都 做對了，怎麽回事？妳爸爸幫妳做了嗎？" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。" 英語幽默笑話 Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了妳這個苯蛋了!" 吉姆說:"妳媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!" and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!" 湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了妳這個苯蛋了!" 吉姆說:"妳媽媽能!" 附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點. 聖誕節英語笑話 Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students. 祝老師聖誕節充滿平安和愛。 Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year! May the season bring much pleasure to you. 願妳的聖誕光彩奪目，願妳的新年燦爛輝煌！佳節快樂！ Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas season. 願妳擁有聖誕節所有美好的祝福。 Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season. 祝節日幸福如意。 Hope all your Christmas dreams e true! 願妳所有的聖誕夢想都成真！ 英語短笑話 壹：She Didn"t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then plete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.” 二：I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” 英語四級笑話 壹婦女經常光顧壹家古董店，但幾乎從不買什麽東西，卻總是對商品和價格吹毛求疵。對於那婦女的粗暴抱怨，經理和她的銷售員總是應付了事，但是有壹天她做得太過分了。“為什麽妳們店裏總是不能得到我想要的東西？”那名婦女指責說。 職員臉上帶著微笑，沈著地回答道：“也許是因為我們太有禮貌了。” A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy plaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your shop?" demanded the woman. U %o= +Gc ]h:,.KMu<P A smile on her face, the clerk calmly replied, "Perhaps it's because we're too polite."　!.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 壹天，有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麽樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著壹頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到...!.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 壹天，有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麽樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著壹頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說，"我看妳的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麽意義?"　少兒英語小故事--猴子撈月(中英文對照) One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 壹天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。 He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井裏壹瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井裏頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, 壹只大猴子跑來壹看，說， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” “糟啦！月亮掉在井裏頭啦！” And olderly monkey es over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out: 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井裏頭了！” A group of...少兒英語小故事--猴子撈月(中英文對照) One day,a little monkey is playing by the well. 壹天，有只小猴子在井邊玩兒。 He looks in the well and shouts : 它往井裏壹瞧，高喊道： “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” “噢！我的天！月亮掉到井裏頭啦！” An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says, 壹只大猴子跑來壹看，說， “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” “糟啦！月亮掉在井裏頭啦！” And olderly monkey es over. 老猴子也跑過來。 He is very surprised as well and cries out: 他也非常驚奇，喊道： “The moon is in the well.” “糟了，月亮掉在井裏頭了！” A group of monkeys run over to the well . 壹群猴子跑到井邊來， They look at the moon in the well and shout: 他們看到井裏的月亮，喊道： “The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!” “月亮掉在井裏頭啦！快來！讓我們把它撈起來！” Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch . 然後，老猴子倒掛在大樹上， And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands. 拉住大猴子的腳， All the other monkeys follow his suit, 其他的猴子壹個個跟著， And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well. 它們壹只連著壹只直到井裏。 Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky, 正好他們摸到月亮的時候，老猴子擡頭發現月亮掛在天上呢 He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!” 它興奮地大叫：“別蠢了！月亮還好好地掛在天上呢！” 喜歡嗎？