急求關於食物的10個英語單詞，10條英語短語，2個笑話求大神幫助

food; foodstuffs; eatables; edibles; provisions; sustenance apple 蘋果 pear 梨 apricot 杏 peach 桃 grape 葡萄 banana 香蕉 pineapple 菠蘿 plum 李子 watermelon 西瓜 orange 橙 lemon 檸檬 mango 芒果 an apple a day keeps a doctor away天天吃蘋果,保證不用去看病 kill the goose that lays golden eggs殺鵝取卵 the apple of sb's eye 掌上明珠 one can't make an omelette without breaking eggs 不破不立 a hard nut to crack不好說話的人或事 a tough cookie厲害的不好惹的人 A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of WOMAN came up in their conversation. The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom. The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country, Mr Singh? The Italian asked. In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & pl