有個叫亞歷山大的小男孩寫信給聖誕老人：
“親愛的聖誕老人，去年我收到的是壹個妹妹，而不是壹輛賽車。也許，另壹個想得到妹妹的男童卻收到了賽車。我們把那個妹妹留了下來，但現在我仍然想要壹輛賽車。”
鄰居的小男孩見亞歷山大這樣寫，也趕緊給寫了壹封信：
“親愛的聖誕老人，去年您雖然幫我弄到了壹輛賽車，但今年我還需要壹輛大壹歲的新賽車。至於那個新的小妹妹，您還是留到明年送給亞歷山大吧。”
Christmas wish
Has to be called Alexander the young boy to write a letter forSanta Claus:
"Dear Santa Claus, last year I received am a younger sister, but wasnot a vehicle race. Perhaps, another wanted to obtain the youngersister the boy actually to receive the vehicle race. We have kept thatyounger sister 焉 are, but now I still wanted a vehicle race."
The neighbor young boy sees Alexander to write like this, also hurriedto give has written a letter:
"Dear Santa Claus, last year you although helped me to make a vehiclerace, but this year I also need a big year-old new vehicle race. Asfor that new little younger sister, you or will remain to the nextyear give Alexander."
英語笑話之聖誕樹
查理每年都向他老爸吵著要聖誕樹，他老爸總是說太貴了，不想買。
今年聖誕節又到了，查理的老爸實在被他吵得頭疼，於是提起斧子出了門。過了壹刻鐘，老爸扛著壹棵大個的聖誕樹回來了。查理高興地大叫起來，“老爸，妳真了不起，才花壹刻鐘就砍了這麽大的壹棵樹回來!”
老爸拍拍他的後腦勺說，“傻小子，砍樹哪有那麽快，我是從集市上帶回來的。”
查理問：“妳不是嫌貴不想買的嗎?”
老爸說：“沒看我帶了斧子嗎?”
Christmas tree
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father is wanting theChristmas tree, his old father always said, has too expensively notwanted to buy.
This year Christmas day arrived, Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him the headache, thereupon mentioned the axe to leave the gate.Crossed the quarter of an hour, the old father carried on the shouldera big Christmas tree to come back. Charlie happily