"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
總感到口渴
壹個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了壹次手術，手術後醫生把壹塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“妳覺得疼嗎？”
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”
A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
壹個有效的方法
爸爸：傑克，妳幹嘛喝這麽多水呀？
傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麽關系呢？
傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。
A Present
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特的禮物
凱特：媽媽，妳知道我要給妳壹件什麽生日禮物嗎？
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麽呀？
凱特：壹把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可是我已經有壹把漂亮的茶壺了呀。
凱特：不，妳沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。
The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
醫生懂得多
壹個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。”
聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。”
妻子說：“安靜，醫生比妳懂得多。”
Waste or Save?
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
浪費還是節約
父親：噢，傑克，妳又睡了壹上午。難道妳不知道妳這是在浪費時間嗎？
傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了壹頓飯呢，是不是？
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他為什麽喊
牙醫：請妳不要再喊了！我還沒碰妳的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是妳正踩著我的腳呀！