候選人A：跟壹些不誠實的政客有往來，而且會星象占蔔學。他有婚外情，是壹個老煙槍，每天喝8到10杯的馬丁尼。
候選人B：他過去有過2次被解雇的記錄，睡覺睡到中午才起來，大學時吸鴉片，而且每天傍晚會喝壹大誇特威士忌。
候選人C：他是壹位受勛的戰爭英雄，素食主義者，不抽煙，只偶爾喝壹點啤酒。從沒有發生婚外情。
請問妳會在這些候選人中選擇誰？
我把答案寫在紙上，然後朋友告訴我：
候選人A是富蘭克林羅斯福，候選人B是溫斯頓丘吉爾，候選人C是亞道夫希特勒。
是這個嗎?
下面是英文翻譯...
Now we have to elect a leader, and you are critical of this vote, the following three candidates on a number of facts:
Candidates A: with a number of dishonest politicians have business, and will learn astrology divination. He had extra-marital affairs, is a smokers, drink 8 to 10 cups a day of the martini.
Candidate B: He had two times in the past dismissed the record, and sleeping until noon, slept together, smoking opium in college and the evening will be a day to drink a big Quattrone whiskey.
Candidate C: He is a by-hoon of the war hero, vegetarian, do not smoke, only occasionally drink a little beer. From the no extra-marital affairs.
I ask these candidates would you choose?
I put the answer down on paper, and then a friend told me:
A candidate Franklin Roosevelt, candidate B is Winston Churchill, Adolf Hitler, a candidate C is a sub.