學生A： 學生B： 學生C： 學生A他娘 ： 學生B他娘： c他娘： 旁白： 校長： 老師：
在壹個很遠的地方，有壹個小房子，小房子裏有壹個小學校，小學校裏有三個小學生和壹個校長，看！今天學校裏來了壹個新老師，所以，故事...開始了
旁白：In a distant place, there was a small house, small House has a primary school, primary school had three primary school students and a principal in, look! Today comes a new teacher in the school, so the story ... Start
同學們！今天我們學校來了壹位新老師！希望妳們不要像上次那個老師壹樣！拜拜！
校長用山東話：The classmates! Our school has come a new teacher today! I hope you don't like the last time the teacher! Bye bye! 淡定下臺
是的！校長，我們明白了！校長再見！
學生A。B。C：Yes! President, we knew it! Principal bye!用奸笑來對校長再見
校長下，老師上
同學們！大家好！我的名字叫 李哥，哇哈哈！不錯吧！我是妳們信任的老師，聽說妳們氣走了很多老師，今天，我就來較量壹下！好了！開始上課！上課！
老師：The students!Hello, everyone.My name is Li brother, wow ha ha!Good!I am your trust in teacher, heard you gone many teachers, today, I'll fight!Good!Classes begin!Class begins
起立
學生B：Stand up學生壹個壹個站起來
同學們早上好
老師：ood morning, class
恩恩！中午好！
學生ABC：ENENGood afternoon！
我先給同學們畫壹幅畫，然後妳們才是什麽！
老師：I give the students to draw a picture, then you are what
在黑板上畫壹個桃子
這是什麽？
老師：What it is?
老師，我能用漢語說嗎？
學生B：Teacher, can I speak in Chinese?
可以
老師：OK
這是屁股！
學生B：pigu！
這是…算了…算了….我認了！好吧！就當是屁股吧！
老師：This is...Forget it.Forget it.I recognized!That'll be fine.When is your butt!
好了！下壹題！我在黑板上寫漢語，妳們把英語說出來！好嗎？
老師：Good!The next problem!I write Chinese on the blackboard, you speak English!All right?
好
學生ABC：OK！
在黑板上寫“食人魚”
食人魚
學生A舉手：eat people fish!
這….好吧….不錯…不錯….妳想象力挺豐富的啊！
老師：This...OK.Nice.Nice.. you are very rich in imagination!
行！下壹題！我寫算式，妳們說答案！
老師：That 's OK.The next problem!I write a formula, you say the answer!
在黑板上寫“1+1= 2+2= 3+3= 4+4= 5+5= ”
2 4 6 8 10
學生C：two four six eight ten 都不說話，只讓胡誌勇說
閉嘴！
老師：Shut up再從黑板上寫“1+2= 2+3= 3+4= 4+5= ”
3 4….
學生C：three four…..換沒說完就被老師用膠布捂住嘴
這時，有吃東西的聲音楊雲青和劉明坤在吃薯片
妳…..楊雲青給我上來擦黑板！
老師：You...Yang Yunqing gave me to clean the blackboard
下壹個課程，念生字
老師：The next course, read the new words
老師念什麽啊
學生B：What the teacher read aloud.
念上面的字啊！
老師：Read the word!
上面沒有字啊！
學生B：Without a word.
啊！
老師：A！回頭看
好吧！這是群什麽學生啊！
老師：That'll be fine.This is a group of student!
好學生！
學生ABC：提示："%s"以後的內容沒有被翻譯，單次翻譯最多1000字
努力翻譯中，請稍後…
A good student!
我去啊！我瘋了!
老師：I went to ah!I'm crazy!甩門而去
耶！！！
學生ABC：Yeah!!!
放學了
哇哇哇哇！孩子膽肥了！敢跟老師作對！不錯不錯！回家好好獎賞獎賞妳！
學生A他娘：Cry!The children feed!Dare to tell the teacher!Nice.Go home and have a good reward reward you!摸著學生A的頭走出去
妳這熊孩子，換敢跟老師作對！回家收拾妳！
學生B他娘：You bear the child, for dare to resist with the teacher!Tidy up your home!
妳….好吧….我無語了！
學生C他娘：You...OK.I was speechless!