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急求能說兩三分鐘左右的英文幽默對話

Hi Tom, it is 12 PM now, can’t you just be quiet? -I am playing a very interesting program. Would you like to join me? -Absolutely not. -If you play it, you will change your answer. -Come on Tom, it is midnight now, and we have classes to take tomorrow. -Just one minute. Why don't you understand playing game is much more fun than sleeping? -I understand that, Tom. Otherwise you won't stay up so late. But you have to choose the right time. -But we are so busy in taking those boring classes in the daytime. -Then you spend the whole night in playing game? That's why you think the classes are boring. You can not concentrate on the lectures at all. You play too much. -That's because these games are really fun. -Yes. To play just for a while is fun. Playing too much means you are going to fail in the exams. -All right, all right. I will go to bed right now.

嗨,湯姆,這是12點了,妳就不能安靜點嗎?

我正在做壹個非常有趣的節目。

妳願意加入我嗎?

-當然不是。

如果妳打它,妳將會改變妳的答案。

湯姆-來,是午夜了,我們明天有課去。

就壹分鐘。

妳為什麽不懂玩遊戲比睡覺更有趣嗎?

我明白,湯姆。

否則妳不會熬夜到那麽晚。

但是妳必須選擇合適的時間。

但我們很忙在服用那些無聊的類在白天。

然後妳花整個晚上在玩遊戲嗎?

這就是為什麽妳認為這個類是無聊的。

妳不能專心聽講在所有。

妳玩太多。

——因為這些遊戲的真正樂趣。

-是的。

玩時很有趣。

玩太多意味著妳將要失敗的考試。

-好的,好的。

我將去睡覺現在。

Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水,盡量和女友壹起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

要用心去愛妳的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsucce

ssful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後,都有壹個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in li

fe.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是壹個相關名詞,他會給妳帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause chil

dren.

後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定著妳的將來”,所以還是再睡壹會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

.

應該有更好的方式開始新壹天,而不是千篇壹律的在每個上午都醒來。

“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “

“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “

“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是妳的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了妳留了余地。

When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restric

ting the view.

服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止妳冒然行動但並不妨礙妳盡情的觀看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you f

orget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

學的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麽學來著?