英語笑話要翻譯中長類型的?拜托各位了 3Q

St Peters question 聖彼德的問題 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!". 有三個人死了，分別是壹名醫生、壹名會計和壹名律師。他們來到了聖彼德面前。聖彼德對他們說，如果他們想進入天堂，就得每人回答壹個問題。聖彼德看著醫生開始發問，“以前電影院放過壹部電影，說的是壹艘船撞擊冰山後沈沒，電影的名字是什麽？” 醫生回答，“＜＜泰坦尼克號＞＞”，醫生隨即被允許進入天堂。然後聖彼德看著會計說，“船上有多少人遇難？”。會計很走運，因為他剛看過這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”聖彼德把會計也放進天堂了。最後，聖彼德轉過身，看著律師，非常嚴肅地用命令的口吻問道，“把1500人的名字都說出來？” Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. "He's a good boy," said Jack's father, "and if you let him pass this time, I'm sure he'll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "No, no, that's quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn't know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack's father. "You see, I'm afraid we don't take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill." 拿破侖病了 傑克到壹所大學去學歷史。第壹學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格，校讓他退學。然而，傑克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓傑克繼續來年的學業。 “他是個好孩子，”傑克的父親說，“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進步，學期結束時，他壹定會考好的。” “不，不，那不可能，”教授馬上回答，“妳知道嗎？上個月我問他拿破侖什麽時候死的，他都不知道。” “先生，請再給他壹次機會吧。”傑克的父親說，“妳不知道，恐怕是因為我們家沒有訂報紙，我們家的人連拿破侖病了都不知道。”