笑話是壹種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。我整理了關於食物的英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關於食物的英文笑話篇壹
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said,"I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
素食主義者
壹個人和他的朋友聊為什麽他會是個素食主義者.
他朋友說?我不是素食主義者是因為我熱愛動物?
他說：我是素食主義者因為我恨蔬菜
(笑點：他朋友愛動物所以吃動物,他只吃蔬菜是因為他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
關於食物的英文笑話篇二Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
問 妳怎麽做(內卷果醬或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答：妳把他們從阿而卑斯山上推下去.
笑點是 Swiss roll是壹種蛋糕的名字,回答的人是壹個詞壹個詞理解的.
關於食物的英文笑話篇三Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
問 什麽是平衡飲食?
答 就是用兩個手吃同樣數量的餅幹.
看了?關於食物的英文笑話?後，我分享?祈禱?!
"Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
兩個小男孩在他們的祖父母家過夜。睡覺時間到了，這兩個小男孩跪在床上祈禱。弟弟用非常大的聲音祈禱著，?我祈求有壹輛新自行車?我祈求有壹個新遊戲機?我祈求有壹個新錄像機他的哥哥用胳膊肘輕輕地碰了他壹下，說：?妳為什麽這麽大聲地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聾子。?弟弟聽了回答道：?上帝是不聾，可奶奶聾呀!?"