關於初壹英語小笑話帶翻譯：Get Ready!
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop." Two days later he received aresponse: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校園裏流傳著這樣的故事：壹個學生壹次給父母拍了壹份電報，上面寫著：?媽媽-我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。? 兩天以後，他收到了回電：?爸爸已準備好。妳自己做好準備吧!?
關於初壹英語小笑話帶翻譯：基本原則
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau wasknown of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at yourwatches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make surethey're still running."
位於吉拉多海角的密蘇裏東南州立大學有壹位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對壹個新生班級講解他的基本原則時，他說：?我知道我的講課可能經常會枯燥乏味，了無生趣，所以如果妳們在上課時看表我並不介意。不過我堅決反對妳們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。?
關於初壹英語小笑話帶翻譯：A Life for a Life
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The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order toearn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad beensold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand tomouth. As a result of his lack of food hebecame very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, hegot well again.
英國作家理查德?薩維奇壹度在倫敦過著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺幾個錢，他曾寫了有關他自己生平的故事。但是這部書在書店裏並沒有賣出幾本，薩維奇過著朝不保夕的日子。由於缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。後來，由於給他治療的那個醫生的高明醫術，他才又恢復了健康。
After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn'tanymoney and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. Butstill no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. Inthe endhe came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, ?You know you oweyour life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.?
過了壹兩個星期之後，醫生給薩維奇送來了壹張討要診費的帳單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒有錢來償付。醫生等了壹個月後又送來了帳單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個星期之後，他又送來帳單要錢。最後，醫生本人來到了薩維奇的家中，對他說：?妳明白，妳是欠我壹條命的，我希望妳有所報答。?
I agree,? said Savage, ?that I owe my life to you, and toprove to you that I am not ungratefulfor your work I will givemy life to you.? 是的，?薩維奇說，?我是欠妳壹條命，為了向妳證明我對妳的診治不是不報答，我將把我的命給妳。?With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,The life of Richard Savage.
說著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫生兩卷書，名叫《理查德?薩維奇的壹生》。