"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s well pouring with rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!
"God loves drunk people too you know."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
壹個男人和他的妻子半夜3點時被壹陣敲門聲吵醒。這個男人爬起來，來到門口發現是壹個陌生的醉漢，站在瓢潑大雨中，請求幫他壹把。（Asking for a push）“沒門！”這個男人說：“現在是淩晨3點！”說完把門壹摔，又回到床上睡覺了。“剛才是誰呀？”他的妻子問道。“只是個醉漢，想讓我吧。”他回答說。“那妳幫他了嗎？”她又問。“沒有，現在是夜裏3點鐘，外面又下著瓢潑大雨。”“噢，妳的記憶可真短暫。”他的妻子說：“難道妳忘了三個月前我們遭遇了事故，有兩個好心人幫助了我們？我認為妳應該幫助他，並且妳應該為自己感到羞恥！妳知道上帝同樣關愛喝醉了的人。”聽了妻子的話，這個男人穿好衣服，來到門外的大雨中。他向黑暗中喊道：“餵，妳還在嗎？”“是的”醉漢回答到。“妳還需要push嗎？”這個男人喊道。“是的，需要！”醉漢在黑暗中回答到。“那妳在哪裏呢？”這個男人問。“我就在這個秋千上。”醉漢回答道。
（敢情真的是要別人push他壹把呀。）