Are you using you mower this afternoon?
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Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生：今天下午妳準備用割草機嗎？
史密斯先生：是的。
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用壹下嗎？
Get the kid.'
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A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
這裏想對將要退休者提壹點忠告。如果妳只有65歲的話，千萬別進退休社區。因為那裏人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，擡東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，“讓小的幹吧。”
誰在打架
Who was fighting?
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Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽：弗雷迪，妳的臉為什麽那麽紅？
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止壹次打架？
媽媽：妳做的對，誰和誰在打架。
弗雷迪：我和傑克·史密斯。