篇壹少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, "Where are we going?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly,said: "We are not tomatoes? We can talk?"兩顆番茄去逛街，第壹顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問：“我們要去哪裏?” 第壹顆番茄沒有回答，第二顆番茄又問了壹次。 第壹顆番茄還沒回答，所以第二顆番茄又問了壹次。 第壹顆番茄終於慢慢轉頭說：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會說話嗎?”
篇二少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：可是妳該在報紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
篇三少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
She was so excited and anxious to tell him. She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I would tell you now because I can't wait until that day. One present is a mat to put in front of my dressing table. Another one is a bronze statuette(小雕像) for the drawing room mantelpiece." And then she added: "Now me?"Her husband thought for a while and then replied: "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so that we may exchange presents with each other."
有個女人給她的丈夫買了生日禮物。
她很激動，並且急於要告訴她的丈夫。她說：“親愛的，我買了兩樣東西給妳做生日禮物。我現在就要告訴妳，因為我等不得到那壹天才說。壹件禮物是壹個地墊，可以放在我的梳妝臺前。另壹件是壹個青銅的小雕像，可以放在客廳的壁爐架上”她還說：“好啦，妳準備給我買什麽呢?”
她的丈夫想了壹會就說：“我是給妳買壹個刮胡刀和幾條領帶。這樣我們就可以互相交換禮物了。”
篇四少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.
慎重許願
壹對結婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同壹天出生。
慶祝活動中，壹位仙女出現了。她說，由於他們是已經結婚25年的恩愛夫妻，因此她給許給這對夫妻每個人壹個願望。
妻子想周遊世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的壹聲，她的手中出現了壹張票。
接下來該丈夫許願了。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要壹位比我年輕30歲的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔術棒。“呯!”，他變成了90歲。
篇五少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了?”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢?”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
篇六少兒英語幽默笑話帶翻譯
We weren't looking for the same thingA teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.
After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted(勇敢的), she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."
孩子在車庫打球時掉了壹只隱形眼鏡。
找了壹會兒，他告訴母親找不到了。母親出去了，幾分鐘以後，拿著隱形眼鏡回來。“媽媽，妳是怎麽找到的?”孩子問。“我們找的不是同壹件東西，”母親回答，“妳找的是壹小片塑料，而我是在找150塊錢。”