妳有什麽事
老外：“can you speak english?” 妳能說英語嗎
前臺小姐：“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?”如果我沒在說英語,那我在說什麽?
老外：“can anybody else speak english?”有沒有其他人會說
前臺小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go.”妳自己看看,所有的人都在玩,沒有人有時間,妳可以等,妳等,妳不等,隨妳.
老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?”上帝,這有人會說英語嗎
前臺小姐：“ shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing.”叫什麽叫,安靜壹點,妳在這裏有什麽事
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想要跟妳的上司講.
前臺小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”頭不在,妳明天來.
其實這裏前臺小姐講的是中文式英語,不翻譯也知道啦～
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