用中文式英語，搞笑的英語，比如
非常搞笑的英語翻譯
很多人說起壹些中式英語，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是網友收集的壹些經典的中式英語笑話，當然很多是杜撰的，看看妳聽說過幾條?
How are you ? How old are you?
怎麽是妳，怎麽老是妳？
You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!
妳有種，我要給妳點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，壹起上！
Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞
You ask me，me ask who？ 妳問我，我問誰
Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎
Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上
No three no four. 不三不四
Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之為知之，不知為不知
If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!
要錢沒有，要命壹條
watch sister 表妹
fire big 火大
As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠
We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？
people moumtain people sea 人山人海
壹個說壹個翻譯！！很有趣