The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；強推>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；強推這句>
Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
夠暸嗎？
2.英語幽默短句100個1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，所以盡量和女友壹起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛妳的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
每個成功男人的背後，都有壹個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個或更多。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..
聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是壹個相關名詞，它會給妳帶來很多不相關的親戚。
9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
3.搞笑的英語句子老媽叫我翻譯！！！（超強爆笑）
今天我正在看碟，老媽又捧了本書進來，說道：給我講講這幾句話什麽意思
老媽：這個“i don't know.“是什麽意思？
我說：“我不知道”
老媽：送妳上大學上了幾年，妳怎麽什麽都不知道！！
我說：不是！就是“我不知道”嗎！
老媽：還嘴硬！！！！$@%！#$^&%#$%@$%@#$%！^%^！^%$^#&..（壹頓爆揍）
老媽：妳在給我說說這個。“i know.“是什麽意思妳該知道吧，給我說說。
我說：是“我知道“
老媽：知道就快說。
我說：就是“我知道“
老媽：找茬呀妳？剛才收拾妳收拾的輕了是不？
我說：就是我知道呀！
老媽：知道妳還不說！！不懂不要裝懂！&*$%^@$#！%$@^%#*$^^^##$%（又壹頓爆揍）
老媽：妳給我小心點，花那麽多錢送妳上大學，搞的現在什麽都不會，會那麽壹丁點東西還跟老娘擺譜，再問妳最後壹個，妳給我好好解釋壹下，說不出來我在收拾妳，妳給我翻譯壹下“i know but i don't want to tell you.“是什麽意思？
我暈倒，拿起枕頭往頭上爆砸三十幾下，用頭撞墻四十多下，雙手輪番抽自己嘴巴五十多下，用腿踢桌子角六十多下，血肉模糊之時，我問老媽：這下妳滿意吧
這不她老人家又來問我了：“兒啊，i`m very annoyance,don`t tuouble me .是什麽意思啊~？“
我：“我很煩，別煩我“
老媽：“找打，跟妳媽這麽說話“（於是被扁）
老媽又問；“i hear nothing,repeat. 是what意思啊“
我說：“我沒聽清，再說壹次“
老媽又說了壹遍：i hear nothing,repeat“
“我沒聽清，再說壹次“
結果被扁
老媽再問：“what do you say “又怎麽解釋呢“
我說：“妳說什麽“（再次被扁）
老媽再問：“look up in the dictionary“是何意啊'
我說：“查字典“
“查字典我還問妳做甚“（被扁）
老媽又問：you had better ask some body.怎麽翻呢“
我說：“妳最好問別人“
“妳是我兒子，我問別人幹嗎，又找打.“
“啊！god save me !“
“上帝救救我吧！”
“耍妳老媽玩，上帝也救不了妳！（被扁）
我再問妳：“use you head,then think it over，又是什麽意思啊！“
我說：“動動腦子，再仔細想想.“
“臭小子，還敢耍我“接著又要動手
我連忙說：“是世上只有媽媽好的意思”
“嗯，這還差不多，壹會我給妳做好吃的，明天再問妳”
4.描寫心情的英語句子what a bad day for me
what a pity
how terrible!!
I am in an ill humor.
我心情不好。
I'm in a bad mood
I'm in foul temper
I'm feeling rather blue
I"m in that low frame of mind.
I"m in a bad temper
lost，失落drowsy，心情低下
傷心
grief
grieve
hurt
smart from
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5.英語幽默短句1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
我愛妳，不是因為妳是壹個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與妳在壹起時的感覺。
2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
沒有人值得妳流淚，值得讓妳這麽做的人不會讓妳哭泣。
3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
失去某人，最糟糕的莫過於，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。
4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為妳不知是誰會愛上妳的笑容。
5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
對於世界而言，妳是壹個人；但是對於某個人，妳是他的整個世界。
6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
不要為那些不願在妳身上花費時間的人而浪費妳的時間。
7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
愛妳的人如果沒有按妳所希望的方式來愛妳，那並不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛妳。
8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。
9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
在遇到夢中人之前，上天也許會安排我們先遇到別的人；在我們終於遇見心儀的人時，便應當心存感激。
10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為妳的曾經擁有。
6.英語幽默短句Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，所以盡量和女友壹起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛妳的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每個成功男人的背後，都有壹個女人。
每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個或更多。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry. 聰明人都是未婚的。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是壹個相關名詞，它會給妳帶來很多不相關的親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 後座上的小孩會生出意外，後座上的意外會生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams."So go to sleep. 現在的夢想決定著妳的將來，所以，還是再睡壹會吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應該有更好的方式開始新的壹天，而不是千篇壹律地在每個上午都醒來。 "Hard work never killed any body."But why take the risk？ 努力工作不會導致死亡。
但為什麽要冒險呢？。
7.聽起來有趣的英語短句1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。
麻煩沒來找妳，就別去自找麻煩。 第壹、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。
2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。 第壹個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當於名詞；第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句。
3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know。 我知道。
妳知道。我知道妳知道。
我知道妳知道我知道。 4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately。
我們必須團結在壹起，否則我們將被壹個個絞死。 這是壹句雙關語。
前面的hang together是“團結壹致”的意思，後面的hanged是“絞死”的意思。 5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog。
那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了壹只懶惰的狗。 這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。
6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？ 這是壹句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是壹樣的。類似於“上海自來水來自海上。”
7. 上聯： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china。 去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。
下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，後門有前門。 這是壹副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。
下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。 8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ？ 這是壹種文字簡化遊戲。
它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存還是毀滅，那是壹個問題。） 9. He never saw a saw saw a saw。
他從來沒見過壹把鋸子鋸另壹把鋸子。 第壹個saw是動詞see的過去時，第二和第四個saw帶有不定冠詞"a"在前，是名詞"鋸子"，第三個saw是動詞"鋸"。
8.有哪些悲傷的英語短句Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 縱然傷心，也不要愁眉不展，因為妳不知是誰會愛上妳的笑容。
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 對於世界而言，妳是壹個人；但是對於某個人，妳是他的整個世界。Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因為結束而哭泣，微笑吧，為妳的曾經擁有。
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.在妳嘗試了解他人和盼望他人了解妳之前，先把妳變成壹個更好的人和了解自己的人。Atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.壹個真正的朋友是向妳伸出手，觸動妳心靈的人。
I suddenly feel myself like a doll,acting all kinds of joys and sorrows.There are lots of shining siliery thread on my back,controlling all my action.我突然就覺得自己像個華麗的木偶，演盡了所有的悲歡離合，可是背上總是有無數閃亮的銀色絲線，操縱 我的哪怕壹舉手壹投足.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我愛妳，不是因為妳是壹個怎樣的人，而是因為我喜歡與妳在壹起時的感覺。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 沒有人值得妳流淚，值得讓妳這麽做的人不會讓妳哭泣。
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫過於，他近在身旁，卻猶如遠在天邊。Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 愛妳的人如果沒有按妳所希望的方式來愛妳，那並不代表他們沒有全心全意地愛妳。
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要著急，最好的總會在最不經意的時候出現。I love you not for whom you are, but who I am when I 'm by your side.我愛妳並不是因為妳是誰，而是因為我在妳身邊的時候我是誰。
No person deserves your tears, and who deserves them won't make you cry. 沒有人值得妳流淚，值得妳流淚的人是不會讓妳哭的。Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因為某人不如妳所願愛妳，並不意味著妳不被別人所愛。
A true friend is the one who holds your hand and touches your heart. 壹個真正的朋友會握著妳的手，觸動妳的心。The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her. 錯過壹個人最可怕的方式就是坐在他/她的身旁，妳卻知道永遠都不會擁有他/她。
Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. 不要把時間花在壹個不在乎與妳壹起分享的人身上。Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,so when this happens ,you'll be thankful. 也許上帝讓妳在遇見那個合適的人之前遇見很多錯誤的人，所以，當這壹切發生的時候，妳應該心存感激。
Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened. 不要因為它的結束而哭，應當因為它的發生而笑。There will always be people who'll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful. 生活中總會有傷害妳的人，所以妳仍然需要繼續相信別人，只是小心些而已。
Don't struggle so much,best things happen when not expected. 不要做太多的抗爭，最好的東西總是發生在出乎意料的時候。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信用卡.One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節約用水，盡量和女友壹起洗澡.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去愛妳的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背後，都有壹個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後， 都有兩個女人。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，幸福不是永久的嘛.The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰明起來.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是壹個相關名詞，他會給妳帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外， 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩.Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 現在的夢想決定著妳的將來，所以還是再睡壹會吧.There should be a better way to start a d。
9.有趣的簡短的英語句子When I was 12, I was just graduate from primary school。
The summer holiday was very long, and without homework。I felt dull and boring。
Absolutely, I knew the problem, no one can call back yesterday, and I mustn't waste time。 So I decided read books in summer holiday。
The first I read was Oliver Trwist and Jane Eyue。 I've never seen such interesting books in my life。
although I did't like reading before I enjoy it。 Now, I can't live without books。
Because a good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever。