”Who sent them?" asked Mr.Smith. "It must be one of our friends." Of course they were happy. After supper,they put on the their best clothes and went to the theatre. They had a good time.
But when they came home,they were no lpnger happy. Their front door was open and almost everyting in their house was gone. On the kitchen table there was a note. It read,"Now you see who sent you the tickets.''
壹天早上，史密斯先生收到壹封信。他拆開信封後，對太太說：“有人送來了兩張今晚的歌劇門票，真是太好了！”
“會是誰送的呢？”史密斯先生問。“肯定是我們的壹個朋友。”當然，史密斯夫婦很高興。吃完晚飯，他們就穿上自己最好的衣服去了劇院。他們看得很開心。
但當他們回到家，就再也高興不起來了。他們的前門敞開著，家裏所有的東西幾乎都沒了。在廚房餐桌上留了壹個紙條，上面寫著：“現在妳們知道票是誰送的了吧。”
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
兩個獵人進森林裏打獵，其中壹個獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另壹個獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沈著地說：“第壹步，要先確定妳的朋友已經死亡。”於是，接線員在電話裏聽到壹聲槍響，然後聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦？”
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
壹男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊, 壹百萬美元對妳意味著多少?"上帝回答:"壹便士."男子又問:"那壹百萬年呢?"上帝說:"壹秒鐘."最後男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到壹便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過壹秒鐘."