Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make?believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight?year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
兩個精神病專家在壹次會議上碰見了。其中壹個問另壹個：“妳最棘手的病例是什麽樣的?”
“我曾有過壹個病人，他生活在壹個純幻想的世界裏，”他的同行回答。“他堅信南美有個大富翁叔叔要留給他壹筆遺產。他整天等待著從壹個虛構的律師那兒收到證實信。他從不出門，無所事事，只是坐著幹等。”
“結果如何?”
“經過長達8年的努力，我終於把他給治好了。可就在那時，那封荒唐的信到了……”
1、An Absent-minded Professor
When they pulled the absent-minded professor， half drowned, from the lake, he sputtered, “How absent-minded I am! I have just remembered that I can swim.”
健忘的教授
當人們把健忘的、淹得半死的教授從湖裏拉上來時，他氣急敗壞地說道：“我真健忘，我剛剛才想起我會遊泳！”
2、Father's Motto
teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.”
Jack: It' just my father's motto!
Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?
Jack: He is a boxer.
父親的格言
老師：孩子們，記住這句格言：“多給予，少接受。”
傑克：那正是我父親的格言！
老師：妳父親真是個品質高尚的人啊！他是幹什麽工作的？
傑克：它是個拳擊手。
3、He Was Caught
“Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.”
“how come?”
“He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.”
他被抓住了
“波羅涅斯由於作弊被開除了”
“什麽原因啊”
“在生理衛生考試中,他數自己的肋骨,結果被發現了.”