麻煩將這段笑話改成英文

One day, an old man faltered walking in the street, then, a bike behind the young man, he was riding perched precariously, is likely to hit man, so he shouted: "big ye,don't move,don't move." the old man stopped there at once. But he was knocked down at last.when he stand ,he shouted at the young man: "I know why you want me to stay, you were aimed at me..."