英語冷笑話諧音梗如下：
1、What do you call a deer with no eye?
(沒有眼睛的鹿 是什麽鹿)
No eye deer (No idea).
無眼鹿（不知道）
2、What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?
(壹個遲到的番茄會對其他的番茄說什麽)
I will ketchup (catch up).
(我能趕上)(ketchup 番茄醬)
3、What do you call a bee from America?
(來自美國的蜜蜂叫什麽)
A USB (US bee).
4、Which is faster, hot or cold?
(冷和熱，哪個更快)
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.
(熱更快，因為妳能追上冷/會感冒 catch a cold）
5、What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(當我問我家的狗2減2等於多少，他說了什麽)
He said nothing.
(他什麽也沒說 / 他說什麽也沒有)