滾開，妳們這群笨鳥！ 噓噓！
史努比，快來幫個忙......
那些鳥正在糟蹋我的花園！
我想讓妳站在這兒，把它們嚇跑......
不管妳用什麽辦法......只要嚇跑就行！
噓笑話很難找 語錄行麽？薄荷·派蒂：（對老師）：為什麽我知道答案時，妳總不叫我回答，我不會答時，妳卻偏偏叫我答？
Why is it you never callon me when I know the answer ,but you always call on me when I don\'t?
萊納斯：預言家在自己的國家及家庭裏總是不受尊重。
A prophet is not without honor except in his own country and in his own house.
查理·布朗：生活的秘密就是擁有壹輛車子和壹座湖……如果陽光普照，我就可以開車去兜風，如果天下雨，那也用不著傷心，我可以說“沒關系，雨水會註滿我的糊！”如果湖幹了，我還可以說：“不要緊，這天氣正適合開車兜風…”
The secret of living is to own a convertible and a lake……If the sun is shining, you can ride around in your convertible and be happy……If it starts to rain,it won\'t spoil your day because you can just say,"Oh\'well\'the rain will fill up my lake!"If your lake id drying up, you can say,"Oh,well,this is nice weather for riding in a convertible…"
薄荷·派蒂：人生好比手鐲……手鐲上面鑲著珠寶，就仿佛不時發生在我們生活裏的閃光時刻……”
Life is like a bracelet……it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then…
史努比：笑對人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you don\'t kill yourself.
萊納斯：人生的秘密就在於要走對房間！
The secret of life is to be in the right room！
查理·布朗：偉大的真理比我想象的還簡單。
Great truths are even more simple than I thought they were…
史努比：有時候當狗還真難……
Sometimes it\'s very diffcule being a dog…
史努比：我大概永遠也遇不到任何合理的問題。
I didn\'t think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
查理·布朗：我的身體和頭腦都看對方不順眼！
My mind and my body hate each other!
露茜：如何過日子是壹件非常重要的事……
How you spend your time is very important…
查理·布朗：（指史努比）這狗唯壹會被稱贊的時候就是它什麽也不做的時候！
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen\'t do anything!
史努比：眼睛會欺騙人，雙腿會累死人，但胃卻專給人找麻煩！
Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it\'s the stomach that gets you in trouble!
史努比：實在不值得 去聽那種貶低我價值的話！
It\'s not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
史努比：別難過……世界上有許多人還不知道他們到底是誰或什麽。
Don\'t feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
瑪茜：暗流又卷走了壹個讀書人。
Another scholar causht in the undertow.
史努比：有些玩笑的代價比較昂貴……
Some laughts are woryj more than other…
史努比：當狗就是這點不好，別人什麽事都不告訴妳……
That\'s the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything…
史努比：生命的秘密就在於遠觀最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
史努比：如果我現在離開，就拿不到養老金了！
If I were to leave now， I\'d lose all mu pension benefits!
史努比：在工作中追求樂趣是好事，但太快樂了會帶來危險……
It\'s good to enjoy your work, but it\'s dangerous to enjoy it too much…
轉自寶貝兒紅mo的空間
史努比：笑對人有益，只要不出人命就好。
Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.史努比：有時候當狗還真難……
Sometimes it's very diffcule being a dog…
史努比：我大概永遠也遇不到任何合理的問題。
I didn't think I wad ever going to get a sensible question.
查理·布朗：（指史努比）這狗唯壹會被稱贊的時候就是它什麽也不做的時候！
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he dosen't do anything!
史努比：眼睛會欺騙人，雙腿會累死人，但胃卻專給人找麻煩！
Eyes decetive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!
史努比：實在不值得去聽那種貶低我價值的話！
It's not worth it to know you\'re not worth it!
史努比：別難過……世界上有許多人還不知道他們到底是誰或什麽。
Don't feel bad……there are a lot of people in this world who don\'t know who they are or what they are.
史努比：有些玩笑的代價比較昂貴……
Some laughts are woryj more than other…
史努比：當狗就是這點不好，別人什麽事都不告訴妳……
That's the only trouble with being a dog…they never tell you anything…
史努比：生命的秘密就在於遠觀最佳。
The secret of life is to look good at a distance.
史努比：如果我現在離開，就拿不到養老金了！
If I were to leave now， I'd lose all mu pension benefit
史努比：幸福是壹只溫暖的小狗