Pieces
of
Cake
Tom:
Mom,
can
I
have
two
pieces
of
cake,
please?
Mom:
Certainly
--
take
this
piece
and
cut
it
two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！
Teacher:
If
I
had
seven
oranges
in
one
hand
and
eight
oranges
in
the
other,
what
would
I
have?
Student:
Big
hands.
老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那麽我有什麽？
學生：大手。
It's
not
my
fault
Mother
(reprimanding訓斥，譴責
her
small
daughter):
You
mustn't
pull
the
cat's
tail.
Daughter:
I'm
only
holding
it,
Mom.
The
cat's
doing
the
pulling.
不是我的錯
媽媽（正教訓她的女兒）：妳不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。