"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
壹位列車員正要發出信號讓火車啟動，這時他看見壹位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上壹節打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂裏另壹位漂亮姑娘在說話。
“快點，小姐!”他喊道：“請把門關上。”
“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
“請把門關上好了，”列車員說：“其余的事由我負責。”
(2)周壹早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，壹個有趣的對話發生了...
"Daddy?How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麽來到這世界的？」
"Well,my child,someday I"ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有壹天我會讓妳知道的。」
"So why not today?Please!"
「拜托！為什麽今天不行？」
"OK,but listen carefully."
「好吧，妳仔細聽著！」
"Mom and Dad met each other in a cybercafe.
「妳媽和我在網吧相遇而認識，
In the restroom sof that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.
並在網吧的洗手間妳媽和我使用了超級鏈接，
Mom at that time made some downloads from dad"s memorystick.
那時妳媽從我的隨身插硬盤下載壹些數據，
When dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火墻，
Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們最終生出壹個病毒。」
(3) .Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆：威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他？
傑克：當然應該了。
湯姆：為什麽？
傑克：否則他就該跟我借了。
(4) An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
壹位耳聾並且總是嫌東西太貴的老太太走進壹家商店。
她問店員：“這東西要多少錢？”
“七美元，太太，這是很便宜的。” 老太太說：“太貴了，十四美元差不多。”
店員忙說：“我沒說十七美元，是七美元。”
“還是太貴，”老太太說：“五美元，我就買啦。”
(5)Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生：今天下午妳準備用割草機嗎？
史密斯先生：是的。
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用壹下嗎？
(6)Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?
Mr.Smith: Yes.
Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?
約翰遜先生：今天下午妳準備用割草機嗎？
史密斯先生：是的。
約翰遜先生：太好了。既然您不用網球拍，那我可以借用壹下嗎？