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Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!" 總感到口渴 壹個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了壹次手術，手術後醫生把壹塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。” “真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“妳覺得疼嗎？” “不疼，可是我總感到口渴。” A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 壹個有效的方法 爸爸：傑克，妳幹嘛喝這麽多水呀？ 傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。 爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麽關系呢？ 傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。 A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it. 凱特的禮物 凱特：媽媽，妳知道我要給妳壹件什麽生日禮物嗎？ 媽媽：不知道，寶貝，是什麽呀？ 凱特：壹把漂亮的茶壺。 媽媽：可是我已經有壹把漂亮的茶壺了呀。 凱特：不，妳沒有了。我剛剛把它給摔了。 The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 醫生懂得多 壹個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院。他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說：“我想他傷得很厲害。” 醫生說：“恐怕他已經死了。” 聽到醫生的話，這個男人轉動著頭說：“我沒死，我還活著。” 妻子說：“安靜，醫生比妳懂得多。” Waste or Save? Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time? Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I? 浪費還是節約 父親：噢，傑克，妳又睡了壹上午。難道妳不知道妳這是在浪費時間嗎？ 傑克：我知道，爸爸。可我還給您節省了壹頓飯呢，是不是？ Why Is He Howling Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 他為什麽喊 牙醫：請妳不要再喊了！我還沒碰妳的牙呢。 病人：我知道，可是妳正踩著我的腳呀！ 希望幫到妳啦~^_^