愚人節英語笑話
4.1愚人節快到啦，愚人節是個充滿歡樂的日子，壹個善意的謊言，惹得大家哄堂大笑，豈不快哉。本文整理了愚人節英語笑話，跟小夥伴們好好耍耍吧！
愚人節英語笑話 篇1
1.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什麽疲倦?)
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麽天氣?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麽時候不願跟隨主人?)
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答：are you asleep? (妳睡著了嗎)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6.when can you get water with a net? (什麽時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答：when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什麽沒完沒了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為壹只肉豬。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麽?
答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了壹裏。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麽問題妳只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問妳)“yes”怎麽拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候妳在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
愚人節英語笑話 篇21、-What the day is it today?
-Today is April fools'day.
-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.
-Oh!it is really April fools'day.
-Haha!you were cheated!
-今天是星期幾？
-今天是四月愚人節。
-哦！妳錯了，今天是三月三十壹日。如果妳不相信我，請拿起日歷。
-哦！這真的是四月愚人節。
-哈哈！妳被騙了！
2、Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
最好的祝願，我相信妳的英語會越來越好！
3、A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
壹個雙目失明的小男孩正被媽媽抱上床。媽媽說：“現在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈禱，妳的願望會實現的.！”比利說：“好的，媽媽，”然後去睡覺。第二天早上，比利醒來尖叫著：“媽咪！”！我還是瞎了眼，我的願望沒有實現！媽媽回答說：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”
4、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子對丈夫（整天看報紙）說：我希望我是壹份報紙，所以我整天都在妳手裏。
丈夫：我也希望如此，這樣我就可以每天換妳了。
5、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!
壹個小男孩問他的父親：爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？父親回答說：我不知道兒子。我還在付錢！
6、At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
Father said: Wait!I am coming with you.
半夜，父親看到他已婚的兒子離家出走了…他問他：妳在幹什麽？
兒子回答：爸爸，我受夠了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太順利，我妻子和我媽媽壹直在打架！我得為我的親家付賬，我討厭這種生活！我想遠離這裏，我想品味生活中的每壹種樂趣，我想享受生活的樂趣！
父親說：等等！我和妳壹起去。
7、A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!
壹個女人去英國參加壹個為期兩周的公司培訓會議。她丈夫開車送她去機場，祝她旅途愉快。
妻子回答：謝謝妳，親愛的，妳要我給妳拿什麽？
丈夫笑著說：壹個英國女孩！
那女人默不作聲地離開了。兩個星期後，他在機場接她，問道：親愛的，旅途怎麽樣？
妻子：很好，謝謝。
丈夫：我的禮物怎麽了？
妻子：哪壹件禮物？
丈夫：我要的是那個英國女孩？
妻子：哦，那！好吧，我盡力了，現在我們得等幾個月看看是不是女孩！
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