翻譯壹段笑話（漢譯英，給初壹講的，生詞別太多，8個以內，生詞在最後寫出意思）

Sheriff Wang by the boss question, they has been seized a robber, but the robber committed suicide. “Why has he committed suicide?”The boss asked. “Did not know.” Sheriff replied. “What did you all do?”The boss asked. “I only watched a video recording to him.” “What records?” “Chinese male foot competition artistic collection”