Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
傑克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。壹位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。仞傑克填好遞上表格"還有什麽漏填的？"護士問. "有！"傑克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."
二、死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：妳看這張報紙，據統計，死於肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。
丈夫：那有什麽？據我調查，死於肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。
三、位置上的冰激淩
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒，妳占了我的位置."
"妳的位置？妳能征明這點嗎？"
"能，我在位置上放了杯 冰激淩."
四、別無選擇
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
壹天，夏娃問亞當："妳當真愛我嗎？"
亞當無可奈何地回答："我還有的選擇嗎？"
五、總是口渴
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
總感到口渴
壹個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了壹次手術，手術後醫生把壹塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“妳覺得疼嗎？”
“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”