1. 英語小故事帶翻譯短的
Mom: "you want to which a banana, victor?" Victor: "I want that one of the greatest." Mom: "victor, you should be polite, to have that little." Victor: "mom, don't polite must lie?" 媽媽：“妳要哪壹只香蕉，維克多？”維克多：“我要那只最大的。”媽媽：“維克多，妳應該懂禮貌，要那只小的。”維克多：“媽媽，難道懂禮貌就必須說謊嗎？” 10條冷笑話，就幾句話， 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
跟妳的米酥（壹種零食）講話，然後突然！表現出妳被冒犯的樣子，把裝米酥的碗摔在地上、並壹腳踹上去。跟妳的室友說妳不會打掃，並解釋：“我就是要看他們被折磨的樣子！”2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
每次妳室友回來的時候都大聲歡呼：“哇！妳回來啦！！”然後圍著他跳舞跳上五分鐘，接著就壹直看表，問他：“妳是不是該出去壹趟啊？”3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
做個三明治，不要吃、把它丟在地板上。然後就無視那塊三明治、直到妳室友受不了把它給扔了。這時候妳就可以大聲喊餓，問：“我那該死的三明治哪兒去了！？”4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
趁妳室友外出的時候，把妳的鞋子沾在天花板上，等他回來的壹瞬間坐在地板上，摸著頭大叫痛。5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
對妳室友說：“我有個重要的消息要告訴妳！”然後裝暈倒。接著等妳醒過來的時候就跟他說妳忘記是什麽消息了。等壹會，又說“哦！我記起來了！”然後繼續裝暈倒。這樣持續玩上個幾星期。6) Collect hundreds of pens andpile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
買壹大堆筆回來，在房間的壹邊排列好。然後只把其中壹支放在房間的另壹邊，對著它大笑。7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
買壹些刀回來，每天晚上磨，邊磨邊看著妳的室友小聲嘟噥：“快了、就快了……”8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
在妳的鼻子上畫壹條細線，每天加粗壹點，然後對著妳的室友喊：“看！它在生長！在生長！”9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
把房間裏所有東西都移到墻邊，壹邊很認真地盯著地板看，壹邊問妳室友：妳覺得壹頭大象能有多重呢？10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
收集壹堆土豆、給它們分別畫上臉、取名字。然後把那個以妳室友命名的和其他土豆分開。幾天後把它烤來吃了，跟妳的室友解釋說：“它就是跟大家合不來嘛……”
2. 誰知道短壹些的英文小故事（有中文翻譯的）
壹、
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
顧客：來個熱狗。
侍者：很高興。
顧客：不要，加上芥末。
(註：英語專中with pleasure是“屬很高興”的意思。這位顧客把pleasure當成調料了。怪不得他說不要pleasure,要芥末呢。)
二、
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4?
Student: At once!
老師：全班同學聽著，不管我問什麽，妳們都要馬上回答。6+4等於幾？
學生：馬上。
3. 關於英語的小故事.越短越好!. 謝謝 ， 帶翻譯
Animals Need Protecting
Animals are natural resources that people have wasted all through our history. Animals have been killed for their fur and feathers, for food, for sport, and simply because they were in the way. Thousands of kinds of animals have disappeared from the earth forever. Hundreds more are on the danger list today. About 170 kinds in the United States aloneare considered in danger.
Why should people care? Because we need animals, and because once they are gone, there will never be any more.Animals are more than just beautiful or interesting. They are more than just a source of food. Every animal has its place in the balance of nature. Destroying one kind of animal can create many problems. For example, when farmers killed large numbers of hawks, the farmers' stores of corn and grain were destroyed by rats and mice. Why? Because hawks eat rats and mice, with no hawks to keep down their numbers, the rats and mice multiplied quickly.
Luckily, some people are working to help save the animals. Some groups raise money to let people know about the problem. And they try to get the governments to pass laws protecting animals in danger. Quite a few countries have passed laws. These laws forbid the killing of any animal or planton the danger list. Slowly, the number of some animals in danger is growing. 中文:
動物需要保護
動物是自然資源，在整個歷史過程中，人類壹直在糟蹋著這種資源。人們殺死動物，獲得它們的皮毛，把它們當作食物或運動方式，或者只是因為它們礙事。成千上萬種動物已經從這個地球上永遠地消失了。現在另外上百種動物也上了瀕危動物名單。僅莢國大概就有170種被認為處於危險當中。
為什麽人們應該感到擔憂呢?因為我們需要動物，因為它們壹旦消失，就永遠不會再出現。動物不僅僅是漂亮或有趣。它們不僅僅是人類的食物來源。在維持自然平衡中，每種動物都有其作用。毀滅某種動物會導致許多問題。比如，農民們如果殺死為數眾多的鷹，他們谷物和糧食的倉庫就會受到老鼠和田鼠的破壞。 為什麽?因為鷹吃鼠類，沒有鷹控制它們的數量，鼠類就會迅速繁殖。
幸運的是，有些人正在努力幫助拯救這些動物。有些組織籌錢以便人們了解這壹問題。他們也努力使 *** 通過保護瀕危動物的法律。很多國家已經通過了法律。這些法律禁止殺害瀕危名單上的動植物。某些瀕危動物的數目正在慢慢地不斷上升。
4. 英語小故事 較短 帶翻譯
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
譯文
老貓
壹位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。壹天，老貓發現壹只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打妳的老仆人，我已經為妳服務了很多年，而且還願意為妳效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這麽無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
譯文
壹個人正朝著壹個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的壹邊他發現壹箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”然後他拿起蘋果，壹把扔到土裏去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了壹會兒，然後他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。”
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候妳會覺得它們大有用處。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were o mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should e and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must e and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
譯文
城裏老鼠和鄉下老鼠
從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。壹只老鼠居住在鄉村，另壹只住在城裏。很多年以後，鄉下老鼠碰到城裏老鼠，它說：“妳壹定要來我鄉下的家看看。”於是，城裏老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了壹塊田地上它自己的家裏。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城裏老鼠。城裏老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，妳的家也不好，妳為什麽住在田野的地洞裏呢？妳應該搬到城裏去住，妳能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，妳應該到我城裏的家看看。”
鄉下老鼠就到城裏老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的壹陣響聲，城裏的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
過了壹會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城裏，我喜歡住在田野我的洞裏。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,就看見壹個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行".
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了？”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天，父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麽意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麽我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有壹個警察呀！”
A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow ng upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the nghill, feel very warm, graally recovered, it is warm and fortable lying, and soon began to sing songs, a passing wildcat hear voices, see, follow the voice, wildcats quickly found lying on the nghill, bird, pull it out.
The way of existence: not everyone to lead the ng upon your people are your enemy. Each of you is not from the nghill lire people are your friends, and, when you lying on the nghill, had better keep your mouth shut.
糞堆裏的小鳥
壹只小鳥飛到南方去過冬。天很冷，小鳥幾乎凍僵了。於是，飛到壹大塊空地上，壹頭牛經過那兒，拉了壹堆牛糞在小鳥的身上，凍僵的小鳥躺在糞堆裏，覺得很溫暖，漸漸蘇醒過來，它溫暖而舒服的躺著，不久唱起歌來，壹只路過的野貓聽到聲音，走過去看個究竟，循著聲音，野貓很快發現了躺在糞堆裏的小鳥，把它拽出來吃掉了。
生存之道：不是每個往妳身上拉大糞的人都是妳的敵人。也不是每個把妳從糞堆裏拉出來的人都是妳的朋友，還有，當妳躺在糞堆裏時，最好把妳的嘴閉上。
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a sign by his feet, that read: "I am blind, please help."
A creative publicist was walking by the blind man and stopped to observe that the man only had a few coins in his hat. He put a few of his own coins in the hat, and without stopping to ask for permission, took the sign, turned it around, and wrote a new message. He then placed the sign by the feet of the blind man, and left.
Later that afternoon the creative publicist returned by the blind man and noticed that his hat was almost pletely full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was him who had changed his sign? He also wanted to know what the man wrote on it?
壹天，有個瞎子坐在壹棟大樓的臺階上，腳下的標牌上寫著：“我是個瞎子，請幫幫我。”
壹位有創意的廣告員從瞎子身旁經過時停了下來，看到瞎子的帽子裏只有壹些硬幣。他也在帽子裏放了幾個硬幣，未經允許，就拿過標牌，翻過來在上面重新寫了壹句標語，然後把標牌放回瞎子的腳下，離開了。
那天下午晚些時候，這位廣告員回到了這個身旁，他發現帽子裏幾乎裝滿了紙鈔和硬幣。瞎子聽出了他的腳步聲，問他是否是那個改標牌的人？他也想知道這位男士在上面寫了什麽。
廣告員回答說：“我只是改了妳的標語使人們能夠看明白。”他向這個瞎子表達了祝福，說了再見，繼續走自己的路。
瞎子並不知道，他的新標語是這樣的：
現在是春天，但我卻看不到。
5. 英語小故事帶翻譯 要短壹點的
Plugging One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell “掩耳盜鈴”
Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to steal his neighbor’s doorbell. However, he knew clearly that the bell would ring and catch the other people’s attention as long as he touched the bell. So he thought hard and suddenly hit on a clever “idea”. He plugged his ears with something, thinking that everything would go well when he stole the bell. Unfortunately to his disappointment, the bell still rang loudly and he was caught on the spot as a thief.
從前，有壹個人想偷鄰居門上的鈴，但是他知道壹碰到鈴，鈴就會響起來，被人發現。他想啊想，終於他想出壹個“妙極”，他把自己的耳朵用東西塞起來，就聽不見 *** 了。但是當他去偷鈴時， *** 仍舊響起來，他被別人當場抓住