關於雨傘的英語笑話（精選5篇）
在繁忙的學習工作中，適時讀壹些幽默笑話，放松自己，勞逸結合十分重要。下面是我帶來的關於雨傘的英語笑話，希望對妳有幫助。
雨傘的英語笑話 篇1
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run tenmiles an hour. I shall not come back."
壹位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裏，不過他在傘柄上系了壹張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬於壹位能舉百磅的.紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另壹張卡片，上面寫著：“此卡是壹位壹小時能跑十英裏的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。”
雨傘的英語笑話 篇2I remember that on a Sunday afternoon, the sky was very gloomy and the air was extremely dry. It seemed that the weather was about to change. I was sitting on the balcony writing my composition, but I was not inspired at all. Looking at the weather outside, my already irritable heart became even more irritable. I have tried all kinds of writing methods, but I still have no train of thought.
Whenever I pick up a pen to write, I always have no train of thought. So I wanted to open the window to look for inspiration. Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened the window, a cold wind blew in. I hurriedly closed the window, and then the sky outside also changed.At first it was just a patter of rain, and then it began to grow up slowly, pouring down like a waterfall. “it seems that even God is laughing at me when things are not going well.” I murmured in a low voice. But at this time, I suddenly had inspiration, so I picked up a pen to write, after writing a paragraph, my train of thought gradually blurred up, the rain outside the window became heavier and heavier, and gradually blurred the window grilles. What a nuisance of the rain!
雨傘的英語笑話 篇3Last night, the rain of my hometown nourished my nightmare. Xiao Xiao Chunyu, there was no sound, which reminded the thousands of trees and flowers, gornes that there were wild. In the dream, I hold the oil paper umbrella, stand in the long-long and lonely alleys, singing with light rain: Sha sand sand, Sha sand sand ... The rain is like a silk, like a fallen leaves, like a needle, like a line Long, a silky floating, there is no purpose, on the ground, on the ground, washed the thick dust, and pure melancholy.
The rain of hometown is a beautiful fairy tale. It comforts every child. The rain is the most beautiful song. Its warmth music language vibrates every person's heart; The hometown rain is a pair of warm hands, and he is softly stroking you, so that you are not in your heart. And I am in the rain, a touch of scenery, and the body is stained. what! I really want to put this soft rain in the photo frame or combination in the manuscript, then quietly stuffed into the postkore - together with my beating heart, send it to the distance to solve my thoughts. The hometown rain! Softly, he is lingering, blowing lightly flying in the evening wind, forming a harmonious movement, a very rhythmic and extremely monotonous movement, sometimes soothing. Time and fine ... as if I am also in the hometown of the small alley, a girl who is griever, a dream is general, the wind is general, the cloud is generally drifting, the rain, last night nourished last night One night dream ...
雨傘的英語笑話 篇4Wearing winter clothes, bathing winter rain, with a strange feeling can not tell. Although the falling rain bead mixed with the cold wind gives a feeling of cold, but it rushed to the earth a happy new year bath, to meet the New Year's ing. But also reflects the atmosphere of the winter.
Walking on the road, and the raindrops hit the crack on the crack, so I remembered the summer wearing a raincoat umbrella scene. Suddenly look back, everything as old The swaying of the wind swiftly reminds me that it is winter! All the creatures of the earth are beginning to hibernate. The rain in the winter is like a pearl sprinkled on the earth, and the careful observation of the dense raindrops will make you dazzled and dizzying.
Look up and wait and see you will find the rain racing scrambling to fall from the top down, and some quietly lying in the grass, like a crystal clear and shiny shining light; some directly falling on the tree, like a Precious stones to help it dressed beautifully to meet the ing of the New Year; some fall into the thirsty river and lake, for their quench their thirst, like a mother to feed their own son, so timely. Suddenly, blowing waves of wind, feeling waves of cold but the heart is so sweet, because we immediately have to New Year friends.
The rain has been under, it seems to let people review the winter atmosphere. After the rain the earth is more like bathing New Year's weather, the air is more clean fresh, clean up the dust, but also sober people impetuous heart.
雨傘的英語笑話 篇5Winter rain, not to mention how familiar. Winter rain sister every day heaven, people happy people worry. The streets are both desolate and deserted, and are basically desolate. Winter sister's rain is rain, can choose the wind brother to trouble, the original beautiful and romantic winter rain in people's mouth bees annoying.
Once, I sat in the father of the battery car, just the sky floating drizzle, can be a big wind. I joked: "rain with the wind flurry, really 'a flower ed on the cow dung'!" Dad smiled. Because the rain came, the sky became dark, and all the hearings were rain "ticking", the "rushing" sound of the rain, or the rocking of the leaves of the wind - The sound in the rain, "patronize" when it is too much! Every time the rain, everything bees wet da da, it seems that the wind was a bath. Can snake, turtle, some hibernating animals can not accept the "bath task", just want to be over the hole in the cold winter.
There is no way, and can not hibernate, can only think of their own way to keep warm in the morning, no longer someone from morning to night out of morning practice; noon, although the day is the hottest time, to the winter, it does not meet the science; The coldest day, is like a forest silence ... ... the land is the most mon puddle, and one foot down, they will splash countless small water, splashed on people's clothes, pants, so a no Attention, clothes pants on the wet. Those small puddles, reflecting all things, the plot will even bee a small tadpole swimming.
Winter rain, people happy to worry!
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