Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復數形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數形式是什麽?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的復數形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人們什麽時候說話最少?
學生甲：人們在什麽時候說話最少?
學生乙：在二月。
學生甲：為什麽呢?
學生乙：因為二月是壹年中最短的壹個月。
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
遲到的原因
老 師：約翰尼，為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?
約翰尼：每當我經過學校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學校-緩行’。