英語笑話:老夫妻吵架

An Old Couple's Quarrel　A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser

turning to his opponent in a bative frame of mind

cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."　"I'm willing

" said the other.　"I'll law you to the Supreme Court."　"I'll be there."　"And I'll law the hell!"　"My attorney will be there

" was the calm reply.

老夫妻吵架　壹對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵，壹直鬧到地方法官那裏。敗訴的壹方以壹種臨戰的姿態沖著對方嚷道：“我要到巡回法庭去告妳。”　　“願意奉陪。”另壹個說。　“我要到最高法院去告妳。”　“我也陪妳。”　“我還要到地獄去告妳。”　“我的代理人會奉陪的。”對方平靜的說。