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愚人節整蠱英語笑話

why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什麽疲倦?)

 答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

 what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麽天氣?)

 答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

 when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麽時候不願跟隨主人?)

 答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

 what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)

 答:are you asleep? (妳睡著了嗎)

 what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

 答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)