Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss:"I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine,"roared the boss,"but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠藥
鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了壹些強力安眠藥。
星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老板說：“我今天早上起床壹點麻煩都沒有。”
“好啊!”老板吼道，“那妳星期壹和星期二到哪兒去了？
Patience
Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?
Onlooker: I haven't got the patience.
耐 性
垂釣者：妳已經盯著看了三個小時了，妳幹嘛不自己親自釣呢？
旁觀者：我沒那耐性。